John Shoemaker, Controls fabricator
Alias: Shoe, Big John, Shoebeard, Johnny-John
Special Skills: Glassblowing, disc golf
Languages: English
Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Matthew Munz, Plumbing, Wood fabricator
Alias: Mamu
Special Skills: fabrications, grappling, flint knapping, good with wood
Languages: English, some Spanish
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Kayla Wagner, Refractory fabricator
Alias: Kaylaroni
Special Skills: Orange consumption, lifting light things, taking pictures of the sky, tuna casserole making
Languages: English
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Edward B. Bernard, Founder
Alias: Captain, The Great Flambeau
Special Skills: Mind reading, dog whispering, unicyclist, brewer, master inventor, glass magic
Languages: all
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Angela Bart Bernard, Co-Founder
Alias: Miss Angela
Special Skills: Waking-up, making coffee, scrambling eggs, seasoning to taste, walking to work,
answering phone calls, paying bills, organizing loads of information, going to the post office,
walking home, gardening, cooking dinner, smiling, going to sleep, dreaming
Languages: English, Angie talk
Zodiac Sign: Libra

Mac Metz,Fabricator extraordinaire
Alias: Macadocious, Mac-attack! etc.
Special Skills: Race walking, dueling, plundering, useless trivia, history buff
Languages: English, some Spanish and Latin (although I don’t use it much anymore.) Pirate
Zodiac Sign: Leo, Lion, Dragon and Fire

Daniel Bruce, CAD, Design, Engineering
Alias: “D”
Special Skills: virtual fabrication, expert pencil sharpening, Yo-Mama jokes, extreme sleeping
Languages: English and “The Local Vernacular”
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Patrick Rich, Fabricator extraordinaire
Alias: Playa Pat, Pagic-trick, Cleopatrick, Pediatrick, Beauty Pagick, Passage Brick
Special Skills: Glassblowing, baking, smiling, expert feast maker
Languages: English
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Louise Bernard, mascot, beloved pet
Alias: Weezy, Weez-alicious
Special Skills: Dancing, sitting, spinning, sprinting, shaking, experienced guard dog, human whispering
Languages: Doggie
Zodiac Sign: Unknown